I have begun preparations already.
Latrine dug underneath my pro gaming chair, which I have rewired to bark out chuck norris jokes on a timer. My mini fridge is at arms reach and stocked with dew and insulin. I will have backup comms with my wife downstairs who is on a strict meal prep schedule and a red door light to indicate when I’m raiding so she won’t interrupt my sesh with the lads. I will be hooked up intravenously to further insulin dosage and vitamin supplements in a solution I found on mmo champ forums. I won’t need to wash because I have repurposed my garden sprinkler as a temporary shower - it has a tank attached to it which provides Lynx Africa essence when I need to freshen up. The latrine also doubles as my alarm clock as the stench will wake me up when I’ve had enough micro sleeps and my body can continue. I have rolled 400 joints in anticipation, which are stacked up next to my CRT monitor like a neat log stack at a swiss cottage. For my keyboard(s) I am using a naga razer mouse, a mechanical and of course foot pedals for those clutch macros. I also have a USB steering wheel which is configured to scroll through pornhub at my discretion. Several screens have been arranged so that I can simultaneously watch TipsOut, barrens.chat and of course my various theorycrafting spreadsheets and tools for my Ret paladin tank. My walls are adorned with maps and atlases of Azeroth including the hottest locations for RP PvP sexual encounters. For clothing I am opting for hospital scrubs for easy cleaning in case of spills and a hole at the back for defecation. Medical supplies will also be at hand including anti diorreah pills, ibuprofen and Pro Plus caffeinated tablets. I’m still working on my rig which needs some more RGB lighting and extra liquid cooling for the intense graphics to come.
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Pippina • Relik • couchatron • Mythric • Aegust • snickerwicket • Merkd • daisyKutter • FTHforever • Tinyhoof
@teebling don't forget to have spare mice and keyboards when you break them against a wall when some n00b rogue Hanks you and manages to kill you by absolute sheer luck and bs
26 days gentlemen. Soon enough, there will be 3 weeks until release.
Taking into account that Classic is coming out day 27 and name reservation begins day 13, you do not think that day 1 (today), would have been a good day to explain all the issues related with the server structure and its availability?
Naughty secrets!
i have already jokingly said goodbye to friends and family. they knew what i meant
25 days now. IM HYPED!
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Is this a copypasta? Cause it describes my life.teebling wrote: ↑5 years agoI have begun preparations already.
Latrine dug underneath my pro gaming chair, which I have rewired to bark out chuck norris jokes on a timer. My mini fridge is at arms reach and stocked with dew and insulin. I will have backup comms with my wife downstairs who is on a strict meal prep schedule and a red door light to indicate when I’m raiding so she won’t interrupt my sesh with the lads. I will be hooked up intravenously to further insulin dosage and vitamin supplements in a solution I found on mmo champ forums. I won’t need to wash because I have repurposed my garden sprinkler as a temporary shower - it has a tank attached to it which provides Lynx Africa essence when I need to freshen up. The latrine also doubles as my alarm clock as the stench will wake me up when I’ve had enough micro sleeps and my body can continue. I have rolled 400 joints in anticipation, which are stacked up next to my CRT monitor like a neat log stack at a swiss cottage. For my keyboard(s) I am using a naga razer mouse, a mechanical and of course foot pedals for those clutch macros. I also have a USB steering wheel which is configured to scroll through pornhub at my discretion. Several screens have been arranged so that I can simultaneously watch TipsOut, barrens.chat and of course my various theorycrafting spreadsheets and tools for my Ret paladin tank. My walls are adorned with maps and atlases of Azeroth including the hottest locations for RP PvP sexual encounters. For clothing I am opting for hospital scrubs for easy cleaning in case of spills and a hole at the back for defecation. Medical supplies will also be at hand including anti diorreah pills, ibuprofen and Pro Plus caffeinated tablets. I’m still working on my rig which needs some more RGB lighting and extra liquid cooling for the intense graphics to come.
Herod - PvP
Ya'll, my wife asked me last night if we needed to go to the store to get me wow snacks. I was super confused. She thought it came out this Friday.... I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE VERBALLY SUPPORTED WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO OUR MARRIAGE.
THE FOOL.
The Footpad
Hahahha. Gold.
I think my wife will be pretty supportive of my Classic addiction, to an extent of course. We have a toddler, and she wont want to be dealing with her all the time while I'm gaming in the other room. A lot of my classic WoW time will be while my toddler is asleep, so then I can avoid being an absent father
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Gallow • couchatron • Zanthir
Lvl 60
Lvl 35
I know right?! The character creation is only 11 days away, where is our info Blizz!
:OBlizzard Entertainment
Lol get rekt scrubs
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8/8 confirmed new stress test and 13/8 character creation day.
Clock is ticking Blizz.. where is the server info! :D
ahem, where would I find these maps online? my friend asks
I hope they announce a full realm list before the name reservation. If they drop them both at the same time it'd suck.
I agree, im already in a guild that needs to roll on the same server and there might be some servers you would like to avoid (Streamers, Unofficial language servers etc.) I remember playing GW2 and the first server i started on was an unofficial polish server.
Any info on Oceanic servers yet?!
Lvl 60 Lvl 35
Feel this. I can't take the first week off to binge, we have a toddler and another on the way, and I have to save my time off for when #2 is born. Darn priorities!
I'm thankful they both require far more sleep than I do!
We know that we will get them. XD
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Just got mortal strike.
20 days to go. Officially less than 3 weeks now.
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s1atan • Grindhouse • Zanthir • snickerwicket • teebling
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We need server names in order to know what server Spain is gonna occupy, c'mon guyss give us server names already!
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